A Most Solemn Message from the President:

Some people are sad to see their friends go -- maybe you could call them "normal people." Others loudly proclaim "Good riddance!" and "It's about time!" while pushing them out of their lives as swiftly as possible.

Yet, while SMC members may leave our ranks for greener pastures and the envious future of changing diapers at 3 a.m., we can all rest assured that they will never leave the "current members" section of this blog because we're all simply too lazy to update it!

--Mr. President