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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Bored one Sunday


Thanks to special high-speed photography, Chris doesn't even look blurry as he races past at blinding speed!



....I can't really explain this.

We look so good...

I mean so bad.
Except for Jeremy, that is just disturbing.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

That Man

Granted I was half asleep when I heard, but I'm pretty sure that Chris said he went to the movie "Just like Heaven" with seven girls last night...

Monday, January 23, 2006

Never Trust a Princess

This just in...
6 oozie-toting Disney princess have just absconded with the beloved sub-board's subs!!!! How could this happen? It is rumored that cookies were used to underhandedly lure the victims away. A crack shot team of covert operatives was dispatched to retrieve the subs. Witnesses on the scene report "girly" screams, shouts, and intense fire-fighting. Some reports even say that the precious subs were lost, but these and other reports have yet to be confirmed…..

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BOO! I'm on your website. Question: is that a CREDIT CARD that leads the way to our apartment?? I think you forget that I own nunchucks, or "nunchaku," as some would say.
--anonymous
okay, not reallly anonymous.
don't change your password, please.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Bling! Bling! Baby!

What is this doing in OUR apartment!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

2006

New Year's and Christmas have come and gone. It is a new semester for all of us and the last for most of us. Who knows what this semester will bring: Some wild dates, maybe some (gasp) engagements, but for sure you will see plenty of dollar pizza. Oh, baby.

Thought: this time next year most of us will be gone from Provo...forever. Meaning we could be coming to YOUR home next season. (evil laugh)

Little Christmas Cheer



This little house was made on our "winter date". These houses ranged from the cute to the out right hilarious. It is a shame that they always seem to get too much dust to eat....


Seems somebody (elves?) was hard at work graffitying my food: "You gonna get whipped you fluffy white boy!".